Howdy y'all. It's looking summery outside - the sun is shining, the Mister Softee truck song is wafting through the air, the flowers are blooming, and those of us with allergies are dying. So if you feel worried by the oncoming finals, take a deep breath and go for a nice relaxing walk. Unless you have the aforementioned allergies, in which case, you're screwed.
Remember that the English Majors' Tea is on Thursday May 14th during common hours. Please come, and revel in the company of other people who enjoy arguing about religious themes in Moby Dick. And be on the lookout for the new Junction literary magazine, set to hit the newsstands around then as well!
Well, that's all for now. Sleepy Sloth out.