We here at the English Interns Office are here to help you with at least SOME of your English Major requirements! In this office you can declare a major or minor, get some solid advice on how to beg a professor to guide your senior thesis, help with overtally issues, (more begging advice) advise you on which of the three "the literature of cats in medieval France" classes to take--because they're all thats open.
- offer you dating advice--trust us--we judge based on bookshelf compatibility--and hey, that guy may be perfectly nice even if he DOES love Nicolas Sparks.
- help you get into your BlackBoard account--we're still trying to access our own.
- Dance, but you can dance if you want to.
- Come up with a word that rhymes with orange.